Thank you, smiddy, steve2, and Lostandfound, for seeing the intended humor here.
smiddy: I will try Hungry Jacks and rent The Founder from Netflix. Good advice! I worry, however, that a peck on the cheek might land me in a bushel of sorrow!
steve: I am mute; well, here anyway . . .
Lostandfound: I do appreciate the ref to Walter! Kudos on your above average hours for non-dates. I impress easily, and that's saying something!
Best Wishes, all.